The first rule of Twang Club is: you do not talk about Twang Club.
The second rule of Twang Club is: you DO NOT talk about Twang Club!
Third rule of Twang Club: if someone finishes the song, the Twang is over.
Fourth rule: as many guys to a Twang as we feel like.
Fifth rule: as many Twangs at a time as the place can stand.
Sixth rule: the Twangs are acoustic. No amps, no pedals, no effects.
Seventh rule: Twangs will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Twang Club, you have to Twang.
